Record-playing Rituals?


I'm curious what everybody's riuals are when listening to albums. How often do you clean the records? Every Time? How often do you clean and lubricate the stylus? Every time?

David
deshapiro
I dry-brush clean my record each time I play it. I also dry-brush the stylus with each side. When I worked in high-end audio, my record guru steered me away from any liquid on the stylus.

Ritual: Clamp record to platter; tap with fingernail to check for bubbles, if bubbles, loosen clamp and turn record; spin record and dry clean; dry clean stylus; place stylus on record and enjoy!

Do not use your fingertips to tap the record! Your fingertips naturally have oil on them. The backs of your fingernails do not.

I clean my records on a VPI 16.5 periodically. I haven't decided what is the best fluid yet -- I am researching it...
Cheers!
run a brush along the record for a few rotations before playing.

open a bottle of wine.

run a brush along the record fora few rotations after playing.

repeat.
Dear Fightingwords,
Great ritual! I forgot to write in to my protocol the part about pouring the glass of wine or pint of beer. At this point it is implicit in my record playing ritual.

Funny how the sound improves with each glass!
I open a can of solid white Bumble Bee packed in water and sprinkle a little bit on my tonearm. Why? I want the best tone-a quality. {;>)