That Other Audiophile Website

...cigarettes that smell like CD players.....😖...ah, no.

I'd prefer ones' that would remind of lithe brunettes, but doubt they'd be available here through normal suppliers.....

Smoking CD anything is generally considered a Bad Thing, anyway.
But, hey...keep it 'lit' despite. ;)

I told my wife she reminded me of cigarettes.
She said, "Aww, is it because I'm addicting?"
I said, "No, it's because you cost a fortune and are slowly killing me!"

Thank you.
I'll be here all week......

Did you know smoke smell can be eliminated?

I would take off any covers and clean them in and outside.
The key is to use an Ozone generator (many on Amazon, or try Alpine), you could lock it with the equipment that is smoky (or perfumed or whatever) in a closet or garage or unused room. Run it a day or two, the smell will be gone. Then turn off the generator, air out the space - you don’t want to breathe ozone in high concentrations, but I understand low amounts may be good. When good I would put the covers back on.

If you disturb any soot after that (settled smoke = soot), it will give off a slight smoke smell, but won’t take over your room.

I had a garage full of stuff, and a fire directly next door filled the garage with smoke (through gaps). Everything not completely hidden smelled strongly of smoke. I set up an ozone generator and a square box fan to circulate the ozone and ran them for a week. It worked great.

In one of his other 27 threads with the same title, he stated he's already returned it.