And I'll agree with you in this regard... like you said, "all I have is real music, you won't like it."
Scary Pockets cover Ummbop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiShsfvbFUA&list=PLtQPqEWF2cIU787UucIe2jkQ5wi7kk2SS&index=102
Idles at a NPR Tiny Desk Concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMehItNQKAA&list=PLtQPqEWF2cIU787UucIe2jkQ5wi7kk2SS&index=127
Rhye, live on KEXP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw8g8l3m8ig&list=PLtQPqEWF2cIU787UucIe2jkQ5wi7kk2SS&index=104
The brilliance isn't in the technical proficiency, it's in the artists' ability to transmit their emotional experience to listeners.