Toughest hombre west of the Pecos?

Fatparrot-
Who doesn't love Big Dan, but Little Joe always got the better of him. I also have to say this; the decision to put that ten gallon hat on him was the wardrobe genius move of all time.

Mongo from "Blazing Saddles". He could cold-cock a 17 hands high horse with one punch one minute and admit he loves candy and Sheriff Bart the next. That's one tough SOB...

My eyes have tears from laughter, this is one funny thread.

What about blazing saddles, remember the line from Cleavon Little?

"Nobody move or the xxxxx gets it!"

I nearly lost it with the expression on his face, especially after seeing him do his "stroll" walk with such style.

Another Cleavon Little line from Blazing Saddles,

'"Scuse me while I whip this out"

And another:
"Candygram for Mongo...."

Or this (from Gene Wilder):
"Well, my name is Jim, but people call me.... Jim"

One more from Cleavon Little:
"Oh no baby, two schnitzengruben is my limit"