Van Halen or Van Hagar

You think Michael Anthony CHOSE to not be in Van Halen? Seriously?

But don't you listen to smooth jazz?

Kirk Hammett is pretty much the laughing stock of metal guitarists. I wanna cram that wah pedal down his throat.

I honestly think that Hetfield is a more tasteful guitarist than Kirk. I'm not sure what Satriani taught Kirk but he doesn't seem to apply it very well.

That pic of Eddie is years old and he looks way better now. That picture created an internet meme where people Photoshop that image into funny scenarios. There's like a 200 page thread over at the harmony-central forums. Gut-busting stuff in there.