Weirdest record defect?

Early on in all those colored RSD pressings I noticed all kinds of seemingly-QC-related issues.

I’m a decided member of the camp that holds certain tracks/albums on vinyl as certain old pressings still cannot be bested (for my preferences) by the commercially available digital alternatives, but for the life of me I can’t see why anything more recent that was recorded/(re)mastered digitally is worth having as new pressings other than the tactile virtues in sentimentality (or, depending on one’s age, novelty) for spinning discs.

It also makes sense that a new little-known artist would have problematic vinyl (QC-wise) from a competitive/logistics standpoint: they’re likely at the back of the line against big labels for being able to get albums cut on the medium.

If the OP is a query for my own experience in weirdest record defect, it would have to be a Third Man Records album that was pressed in 50/50 yellow/black translucent vinyl. There is a strongly audible click at the yellow-meets-black boundary in every last groove. Both sides. On every copy I heard (only 4, but if that’s not a pattern…). Meaning “CLICK” is what you hear ~66 times every minute that you listen to that record.
New records and the purported technological improvements… yeah.

I have several modern Merge Records with a variety of problems - distortion, volume drop, unbearable background noise. Honestly, while I like their lineup, I’m at the point now where I will get any pressing that’s not Merge for their artists. I have that record but don’t recall the noise - will check later tonight. 

Weirdest record defect - the word sheep in Ella Fitzgerald’s Goody Goody - every version. Or - the sibilance in Slim Gaillards Jump Session - 3 78’s from different times and all have the same. 

I’ve never experienced a pressing defect that showed up every 90 seconds. The ones I’ve heard happen every revolution as the defect comes around again. It may be in the recording itself, although I can’t imagine how it got there. Every 90 seconds?  Strange. 

I wouldn’t say it’s weird as i’ve heard it in very old 70s vinyl and unfortunately had to throw them away. Ye olde PVC infection.

However, i just recently purchased the Cars original album on a 2016 re-issue. From front to back, both sides, there was the background PVC type woosh. Store suggested i clean it which i did.  No dice.

Back she went and swapped it for Black Sabbath’s original 50th anniversary. Haven’t opened it and dropped the needle yet.  Looking forward to it with fingers crossed.