What tattoo to get next?

How about a real fun tatto, a boot swinging toward the groin!?!

"Hey" on one arm and "Baby" on the other.

a dragon that winds around you upper arm.

I knew a guy years ago that was a bit different. A really decent guy, though he hardly ever spoke. In fact, he had the nickname "Mute". This was a guy, that when they passed a law in Iowa requiring mirrors on motorcycles, attached a tiny dentist mirror on his handlebars with a pipe clamp!

Anyway, I was giving him the good-natured business one day and, as usual, he said nothing. However, he thrust out his bottom lip to reveal the words "Fuck You" tatooed on the inside of his lip. Best application of ink I'd ever seen, but it HADDA hurt to have it done!!! :-)

In my preteen years we frequented a public swimming pool to get a break from the Texas heat.

Occasionally this one guy would show up and we kids would swim over his way, just to see his tatoos.

Above one Breast was "chocolate" and above the other "vanilla." Above the elastic line of his trunks was a "?" (question mark). In those days a real shocker, really gave us something to talk about in school.