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Why did I get married?

I love my wife but WTF? Does anyone else have a problem with the old lady constantly whining? The volume has been turned down twice tonight to the point where I need to put a stethascope up to the speaker to hear it. I might have to try one of those herbal vaporizers as posted in another thread. Does anyone know of a legal way to sedate her after 8 PM?
donjr
unsound
7,329 posts
 
Get a post nuptial agreement ASAP!
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jmcgrogan2
6,346 posts
 
LOL! No, they never stop whining. If my wife goes an hour w/o some complaint, I run over and check her pulse. Just like I always say "If they ain't b!tching, they ain't breathing". I solved this issue in the listening room by changing my work schedule. Now I work when she's home and she works when I'm home.....why'd it take me 20 years to figure that out????

Cheers,
John
schipo
1,268 posts
 
it aint the volume of the music my friend. The problem is that you are not paying attention to her. Get her to sit close to you with your arms around her and she won't care how loud your playing it..
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tpreaves
2,686 posts
 
I guess we now know who wears the pants in your family !!!!
garebear
1,146 posts
 
......go to your girlfriends and listen to music at her place...that will solve the problem
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