I was awarded 10 US Patents over my engineering career and several EU Patents. (Before I went into management). Some, but not all of the EU Patents overlap the US ones. Most but not all of my inventions made it into production. My little brother has 9-10 US Patents too and he is a Purdue grad. Go figure.
It is expensive to apply for a patent and time consuming. I had to work with the legal team to develop the art and the claims as well as research of all patent databases to verify no prior claims. Unless someone has a lot of time and money on their hands to write up some fantastical inventions and pay a legal team to submit it for a patent, well it wouldn’t make sense to me. The sole purpose of the patent is to protect the invention for a time allowing the inventors to profit from their ideas. Even holding a patent is not a guarantee someone will not copy it. Lot’s of time and legal fees involved in defending patent rights. So I don’t understand how someone would be rolling on the floor with laughter reading patent claims. I’d rather watch Gillian’s Island reruns.