You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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you have a weekend car in your garage that you can no longer use because of the stack of empty component boxes on it... *sigh*
when you are reading this post instead of working-isn't the extra room in the house for boxes and not guests??
You've shunned your family and friends by moving your listening chair to a nearfield position.
You only have one chair in your listening room

(oh... if you have a listening room)
You have a nice couch that seats three people for listening session and $20 HomeDepot chair for watching TV :-)