You mean someone buys this stuff?

Your wife will buy one to prevent anyone from rest their feet on the coffee table...

There was an earlier larger version of the sit and spin turntable used in a movie, but as I recall the spinner was in a French Maid outfit and the "spindle" was a lot bigger. In the end, I would have to say it was better than this one. Which end, you ask? Nevermind.

The table reminds me of the one in the lobby at WorldMark Galena.
Except way punier.

I've dealt with Joel (owner of Audiowood) several times.  What a terrific guy and he makes some pretty cool stuff.

Maybe not to everyone's taste, but he is very creative.

Highly recommended!

Put a record on, kick back, put your feet up.... ZSPSGASDUGOAUGJO NO NOT ON THE TURNTABLE!!!😂😂🤣