And Obama is the President.
One night, a Boeing 747 was flying above Glasgow. On board were five people: the pilot, Amar, Omar, the Imam, and a rather high (in several ways, after just winning the US election) Obama. Suddenly, a loud explosion was heard from the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in Edinburgh. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Obama was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the President of the world's greatest country. The world needs great President's. I think the world's greatest President should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Dr. Amar Bose rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. I design amazing speakers. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Imam and the Omar looked at one another. Finally, the Imam spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
Omar smiled slowly and said, "Hey man, don't worry. The world's smartest man just jumped out with my tent pack."
One night, a Boeing 747 was flying above Glasgow. On board were five people: the pilot, Amar, Omar, the Imam, and a rather high (in several ways, after just winning the US election) Obama. Suddenly, a loud explosion was heard from the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in Edinburgh. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Obama was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the President of the world's greatest country. The world needs great President's. I think the world's greatest President should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Dr. Amar Bose rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. I design amazing speakers. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Imam and the Omar looked at one another. Finally, the Imam spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
Omar smiled slowly and said, "Hey man, don't worry. The world's smartest man just jumped out with my tent pack."