Why did I get married?


I love my wife but WTF? Does anyone else have a problem with the old lady constantly whining? The volume has been turned down twice tonight to the point where I need to put a stethascope up to the speaker to hear it. I might have to try one of those herbal vaporizers as posted in another thread. Does anyone know of a legal way to sedate her after 8 PM?
donjr
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I solved that problem by having 2 high end systems on 2 different floors of our house. While my living room system is my favorite, for those times when wifey wants to watch tv or read, I retreat to my man cave upstairs where I can listen to my secondary system which sounds excellent and surf the net at the same time. Problem solved.
They will always accuse you of loving your rig more than them.
They're right. I do love my system more. I guess the answer is arsenic.
I am a firm believer that "marital bliss" begins afetr the divorce settlement. Or you can join the new organization that addresses this issue MTD "marry the deaf". Another suggestion is make her mad one or two nights a weeks and send her to her mothers....