My ears of tin are over 50

I am more worried about my metabolism slowing down by 20% at fifty, rather than a slight (hopefully)only hearing loss.Will be awful to look at a snicker bar and put on 5lbs around all my vital organs.
Its far worse if one is a woman, after they have gone past the safe child birth giving age, everything goes south.
Fact of life.

I am starting to think about Mapmans comments on Viagra stimulating blood flow and enhancing nerve endings. Does that mean if we find ourselves enjoying music for more than 4 hours we have to go to the emergency room?

I'm over 50 and I hear very well. I had my hearing tested by professionals, and it is better than what would be equivalent to 20_20 eyesight. Hearing tests are free.

Only if the acoustics are right and the Dr. is the one you want to examine you....

My missus thinks I am deaf because every time she calls me
to do a chore or something I never fail to not hear her.