An audiophile injection (Also in tablet form for those with more time) with just the right combination of vitamins/enhancements to put your body in the correct state to absorb the beautiful sonics.
Audiophile nanny service who knows just the right time to calm the kids down and take them away so there are no distractions during prime time listening.
Audiophile censor to make sure the recordings and music is good enough to warrant all the above.
Audiophile electricity company who put only the finest metals,shielding and damping products into their mains cable from the power station straight to your outlets. All 30 amp, and all solar powered from huge batteries. Clean, fast and tested to give the perfect sine wave. Also special wave forms for digital set ups also available.
Audiophile nanny service who knows just the right time to calm the kids down and take them away so there are no distractions during prime time listening.
Audiophile censor to make sure the recordings and music is good enough to warrant all the above.
Audiophile electricity company who put only the finest metals,shielding and damping products into their mains cable from the power station straight to your outlets. All 30 amp, and all solar powered from huge batteries. Clean, fast and tested to give the perfect sine wave. Also special wave forms for digital set ups also available.