Parasound JC-1 Questions

Amazing Brian, a good dealer would have given you dual mono lava lamps with the purchase or at least green stamps! Bet all you received was some aftermarket power cords as well as a checkout of your amps.......

I didn't get the Mothra power plant and tailings ponds with them, either, Bob. Of course any good dealer (can you name one?) would provide red and blue lava lamps and configure them for the left and right channels so you would know whether you are coming or going, as starboard and port...they need to be swapped for recordings that are out of phase... I don't have access to the Starship models so I make do with small bottles of Aceite de Culebra which have developed a cult following among the cognoscenti and have been a big hit at pizza and beer parties...

It is amazing that the world supply of Aceite de Culebra hasn't been depleted by the cognosenti as it is mined very close to the vacuum mines that used to provide six nines oxygen free vacuum before the collapse. I have often wondered what tube makers have been using since the mine collapsed and that is another story, but I do know it.......I have almost a pint of Aceite de Culebra which should last me 20-30 years of normal use.......