Wife stepping on speaker wire


I'm looking for a heavy duty, thick pair of speaker wire that she can see from a great distance. I have never come across a person that has no regard where she plops down her size 8's. Any suggestions would be a god send.
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Put up a sign right by the cables that reads: "Step on these cables and I will never have sex with you again!" Oh wait ...
I always felt that the original Bride of Frankenstein was kinda hot.
Anyone else???
@ Mr I: I thought Madeline Kahn pulled it off better, in 'Young Frankenstein'. Guess if the stitches had been better......

Put up a sign that reads,

***************Caution***************
These cables emit a small amount of radiation.
Any contact may cause thighs and butt to swell.