What's the funniest song you ever heard?

Albert,
If your going with t.w. how about "Filipino Box Spring Hog" I always got a chuckle from "spasticus autisticus " by Ian Dury and the blockheads...

Zappa's "Dynamo Hum" comes to mind.

"Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens.

Richard Thompson's "I Got the Hots for the Smarts". Never heard it before I saw him perform it live a couple of weeks ago, infinitely witty and delivered in his usual Monty Python form.

Nobody has volunteered the classic "Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)":

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.