Let's talk about the *mature* waitresses, instead. I suggested to TWL he should do like I did when I was a hi-fi bum: work part time at a food place in order to have food and *beverage* readily available. In his particular case, he could work at a diner, take his BMW motorcycle to work and start working on those *mature* waitresses. He's got the log cabin, the stereo and the atmosphere! Bet they'd love to listen to some Martina McBride on the system--oops, better get a CD player, Tom!
What a riot!
Happy St. Valentine's day (for those of ewe Catholiks)