Twisted Lyrics :


This from the time when my daughter was barely three and both of us were listening to Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs Robinson" on the home stereo in the living room. The reason for listening to this particular track was because I had it in the car and somehow I thought it always amused her. I got up and went to fetch something to drink and on my return as I entered the room with her back to me I overheard her singing along. I could not help laughing when I realised what she was singing, "and here's to you Mrs Rabbitson......"

I guess it was due to the fact that she always enjoyed watching Bugs Bunny and that could have influenced her to sing those twisted lyrics.

Do you have a story to share about twisted lyrics?
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When I was a teenager and The Beachboys hit "Help Me Rhonda" was getting air time the little kid next door sang along with the refrain of "Happy Honda Hap Hap-py Honda".
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Archive of misheard lyrics-some of which are painfully funny.
I'm your Venus, I'm your bundle of joy. I remember hearing this line in high school through my car radio as: I'm your Penis, I'm your bundle of joy yes I am!
Bad Moon Risin' -- CCR

I hear hurricane's a'blowin'
I know the end is comin' soon
I hear rivers over flowin'
I hear the voice of rage and ruin

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right.

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Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds -- Beatles

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,

The girl with colitis goes by.

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