where have all the remotes gone to?

I'm assuming that you lose remotes, right?

My couch eats mine quite readily. Or, I set it down absent-mindedly and can't for the life of me find it again.

So, I know have two for my DAC.

Doesn't somebody make a locator that you can slap on commonly misplaced items?

I have'm all in my smartphone and they never go away.
I can turn on/off my entire equipment and make it sound from the large distance as well.

They go to the same place as the other sock.

my other sock goes onto my ...(rhyme it):-)

Czarivey...seek help...professional help! Hope they aren't wool socks.