Your mention of the "southern man don't need him around anyhow" reminds me that "your Cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch and a wheel on the track" is a great line.
One of my all-time favorites is the last part of "Positively 4th Street," a classic put-down:
Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you
One of my all-time favorites is the last part of "Positively 4th Street," a classic put-down:
Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you