Audiophile pets and their names...


Hi I was just wondering if there are pets in audiophile homes. All of sold product advertised as "Smoke Free, Children Free and Pet Free".
Are there dogs named Woofer, PRAT, NordOst etc?
Or birds named Tweeter, Decibel, Phono, Stereo or Mono?
Or cats named Tweaky, Fuse, Preamp...?
What are the typical audiophile pet names?
My bird's name is Kiwi(very typical name for green parrots), but by his nature he likes to work-out when I do(especially vocalizing heavy breathing:)) so I'd given him second name of Dojo
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Jesse is the avatar and is in any of my for sale ads.  I never list as from pet free home. 
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My late little critter was a loyal, very athletic female cat.  She was feral when I got her as a kitten. All she wanted to do was kick my butt every time I'd walk by her .... until she figured out that I was the cook.

I named her "Ella" after Ella Fitzgerald. 

You should have seen her "scat"  :-)
Two dogs, Max & Sadie....Two great dogs with zero interest in my rig, during listening session they just sleep.