What in the world is going on.....

Talking about taste in music is interesting. I can appreciate a great performer even if I won't listen to that music. As an example, I don't like opera much, but don't say that Pavarotti or Carreras can't sing, that would be nonsense. Or, you may not like McLaughlin's music but overall he is the most accomplished guitarist this world has ever known. Paco de Lucia, though in much narrower musical space, comes close second. Or, don't say that Miles Davis was technically incredible -he was not- but his music is very special and his influence on so many styles is great.

The best Ry Cooder's album is Paris Texas soundtrack.
Also recommend to check Buena Vista Social Club.

We did move far away from Paul Simon. " Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down ". Pretty well said.

Maybe George Cardas snuck in and changed all your cables to his while you were sleeping ! 

My favorite one is Parsley Sage Rosemary Thyme.