Borrowed from bluewolf on another thread:
"Ethan: Master, I would like you to teach me Zen.
Zen Master: I cannot do that.
Ethan: Why not? I will give you gold.
Zen Master: Tea?
Ethan: Sure.
The Zen Master placed a tea cup in front of the Ethan and began pouring until the cup was full, and continued pouring with the tea pouring onto the table.
Ethan: What are you doing? Stop! Are you mad?
Zen Master: This is why I cannot teach you. Your head is full.
"Ethan: Master, I would like you to teach me Zen.
Zen Master: I cannot do that.
Ethan: Why not? I will give you gold.
Zen Master: Tea?
Ethan: Sure.
The Zen Master placed a tea cup in front of the Ethan and began pouring until the cup was full, and continued pouring with the tea pouring onto the table.
Ethan: What are you doing? Stop! Are you mad?
Zen Master: This is why I cannot teach you. Your head is full.