Class D Audio

Out walking the dogs and saw a monoblock on the side of the path; looked closer and there was a tear coming out of its right channel.

“What's the problem?”

“I'm a single monoblock living in a stereo world. Noone wants to turn me on (apologies, Norah Jones)”

“Well have you thought about losing some weight? Maybe then you'd be more appealing. What do you weigh – 50, 100 pounds?”

“147 last time papa Pass weighed me.”

“Well try a diet – maybe play some light classical – Leroy Anderson or Andrew Loyd Weber. What's your name, btw?”

“Tom...they used to call me Tom.”

And another tear appeared – this time from the left channel...

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@clearthink. I’m not sure how your post contributes to this discussion. It seems like a generic attack directed to the American contributors here. 

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