At red light a Beetle stops next to Bentley
- Excuse me sir, but do you have phone in your car?
- Yes I do
- So do I, but what about Fax?
- Yes I do
- So do I, how about TV?
- Yes I have TV
- I have TV too. Do you have refrigerator?
- As a matter of fact I do have one.
- I have one too, over here, but do you have a double bed?
- No, I don't
- But I do !!!
Owner of the Bentley got very upset and went to dealership ordering them to install double bed no matter what it takes. After that he started looking for the same Beetle and found it on the empty parking lot, with all the windows fogged up and engine running. He knocked on the window.
- What do you want?
- Now I have double bed
- And for that you took me out of the shower??!!
Sorry, I know this forum is not for jokes, but I'm trying to make a point. This idea is next to insanity. Would you take it to National Parks, State Parks, Camping sites etc. to pollute them with noise? Even one addicted to TV can still compromise buying smaller portable screen.