Distortions that the human ear likes. Are there any ?


This is based on a post from another thread, where someone speaking to a studio mastering engineer, repeated a quote by this engineer, stating " most audiophiles like certain distortions ", and it quickly started a debate. I did not want to continue this on the other thread, as it had little to do with the OP's direction on his thread. What say you, Geoff, George, Almarq, Ralph, anybody......if this thread goes nowhere, I can always have it removed. Enjoy ! MrD.
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What kind of distortion is it when the electronics are not broken in and/or the cables aren’t broken in? 
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Watson, come here quick! What is it, Sherlock? I have found a way to add more phlogiston to wires! Listen! Quite an improvement, I dare say!
I suspect wires made of lead would sound quite good, i.e., have very low distortion, you know, not having a crystalline structure like silver and copper or being fraught with the directionality issue. Lead fuse, anyone? Does anyone make 5 nines lead wire?