Trying to find someone with a cable cooker in Metro NY

" Thanks for the chuckles! - you had me laughing line by line... "
I know you have a serious concern for performance so I thought I would mention some things for you to try. Cooking your cable is important and in order to keep it up to top sonic condition you have to use heat tape on your conductor. I recommend you get one of those plastic wire looms to use for this. Now a word of caution. Use the black plastic ones only because they have a carbon content in them that produces better linear alignment with the electron flow in the conductor. You know how people talk about fast sounds? It is more than what your speaker cone is made of or horn VS direct radiator. The carbon content wire loom + heat tape and the cable will allow your signal to go much faster and this leads to really snappy drum solos. There is an environmental aspect to this too as your use of carbon content plastic acts not only to improve electronic efficiency it acts as a mini carbon heat sink by containing that bad carbon in a place where the environment won't be effected anymore.
  Have you ever tried golf balls and electrical tape rolls to isolate your speakers and amps from vibrations?  There is a first rate research scientist I have no doubt you could relate to here with his system.  

https://www.audioasylum.com/cgi/vt.mpl?f=hug&m=182196

What mahlman is really suggesting to do is to bully undecided ions into some order. The sound will be faster, and drum solos snappier, but you will lose some degree of spontaneity.

Ions, electrons, photons! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! What we have here is a full frontal manifestation of the failure of the education system. 

Glubson’s idea of a “friendly exchange of ideas” is him running his very stale Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby routine until no more sense can be made of the thread. He’s very good at the Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby routine but it’s a very narrow way to participate. What about this? What about that?