Although you are a living and shining example of the Peter Principle.
I think there's even a bit of John Gabriel's theory at work right here on this illuminating thread as well.
I read a post a while back on another site that is worth reflecting on in all of this, who's worshiping the right speaker God, talk:
(big snip from larger post by DeadEars on Head-Fi.org)Language is really an imperfect tool for describing subjective reality. My audio system presents a set of stimuli (as does wine) which my brain interprets as a musical event. But of course it is simply an illusion, not really true, since I don't have live musicians playing in front of me. And who is to say that my illusion is better than your illusion? Hey it's happening in my head, right?