"If I treat the transformer that intersects my property line as well as my neighbor to the left of me will that meet your criteria?"
Not at all. Transformer is, at least usually, not a tree in the yard. You can do whatever you want with it, but until you paint trees, you have done as much as me, the clerk at your grocery store, or anyone else.
"Have you ever ordered anything?"
Many things, but my shopping history is not the topic.
"Do you ever contribute anything?"
Sure I do. Unfortunately, it seems not to fly low enough.
"Have you ever contemplated to offer anything of substance other than the color brown?"
The paint for your trees I was mentioning was not to be brown, but you can try that, too, and report back.
"Your expertise has been nothing recently or never."
I, actually, did paint some things a few months ago. Not with an expensive contact fluid, I admit, but when it comes to expertise, we may be even.
