@geoffkait ...'self absorbed'....*hmmm* The only practical way one could do that is head-up-ass, which is pretty commonplace Anyway...;)
I'm a 'brisk' driver of a '12 Focus hatch, but I do try to not be a SOB or MoFo about it. I can be patient while you move over. If I was in that much of a rush, I'd be 'there' already..*S*
Grew up in SoCal, driven in a lot of metro areas. 'Combat Traffic' is kinda de jour nowadays...
But, if given into being Really Socially Distraught...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus
...a street version of this would be Just About Right...*evil laughter*