IKEA launches modular speaker line - watch out Wilson, Magico...

TDAF (teen daughter acceptance factor) of the chart. She will stream Billie Eilish. I will use vinyl of Saturday Night Fever album. Who needs a disco ball !?!? DISCO FOREVER🤩
May not be appropriate for Miles.😭 unless you wear sunglasses.😎

At least Greta knows what’s important!

What is Scary   These people are dead serious 

Serious Dead People.
Dead Serious People.
People Serious Dead.

"Peepulll....People who knead peepullll....awre thee luuckiest peepulll...
...Innntha whirlllduh....*BANG!*

"...the body was found perforated by the shards of an IKEA music unit purchased by the victim.  It had been attached to his 500 watt amplifier in an apparent protest that backfired.  A neighbor commented:
"Dereck really took just the existence of it as a weird Nordic plot to further degenerate the musical appreciation of the public at large.  That's why he was videoing the whole affair....a shame, really.."
Police are investigating the disappearance of the media that recorded the whole event.  Rumors are rampant that copies are being distributed amongst  the 'audiophile community'...."

...wanna dub? ;)

Please note:
The above does not promote any hostile and/or implied means nor desire to encourage explosive means or methodologies towards other AG posters, real or implied.
Is is a work of fantasy.
Much like the impressions achieved by various audio 'tweaks'.
Imho....;)