@dworkman Glad I could entertain you. That was the purpose, sharing an experience that only audio enthusiasts could appreciate. I've since taken some time to experiment with new speaker placements, and I've marked the positions.
To answer a few questions, yes she was attractive and yes I was in the room when the "crime" occurred. However I was on my phone adding to the playlist, so I didn't realize the first speaker was being moved until it was too late. She was so quick that by the time I said "don't" she was already onto the second. Like a car crash, it all happened so rapidly it was all a blur. I'm hoping no permanent PTSD occurred, but I've increased my therapy sessions to two per week, just in case. My therapist isn't an audiophile, so I'm currently looking for a new one, hopefully that embraces tubes in at least part of his system so he can help keep my anxiety in check through the current noisy 6SN7 issue I'm having.
There's more to the story that involves an infrared sauna, but perhaps it's best not to post that part.