The most creative word for plywood you know.

How about this for one.
"The material used for this enclosure is calibrated cross laminated Beech."
Admittedly, a perfectly good material for a speaker box. I just found it amusing that the company web site went to an extreme to avoid calling it plywood. Can you come up with a good one yourself?
Doesn't have to be plywood, can be any material such as plastic, which never goes by that name in audio.