Useful Information

One solution to the toilet paper problem is to encourage folks not to eat. That would also ameliorate the social distancing problem at grocery stores.

Fantastic idea, Geoff!  Covid as a weight loss regimen...

"Wow, you look Great!   Looks like you've lost a few pounds...."

"Yeah, thanks....lost 17 lbs. in 5 days eating toilet paper cardboard cores.
Little bit of salt, garlic....  And I poop scented paper pulp, so I can make my own paper...."

....watch what you wish for....;)

...cabin fever can exhibit strange behaviors....

NPC thecarpathian, only now feebly grasping what was made explicitly clear from the start:

It appears miller has abandoned his own thread.
Perhaps he and his personal fan club, the ’carbon copies’, are secretly reading it all and mocking us via pm.

Explicitly clear from the OP:

Parties interested in receiving useful information are invited to PM. This way we can share useful information without triggering others, having posts and threads removed, and having to scan past oceans of mindless blather.

Mindless blather. Felt a little harsh to write. Now feels prescient.

Reading comprehension, NPC. Get some.

Many Americans could stand to lose a little weight if you ask me. Make America Skinny Again.