Perfect Path Total Contact no longer?

Actually geoff, uber is correct as you and glupson are separate entities, as opposed to, say, a pair of pants, which in that case would be treated as a singular entity. Also as opposed to clowns, who should be treated with distrust and enmity...

Oh, I get it now. Like a pair of half wits. 🤗

It takes two scissors to make one pair of scissors. Each half is one scissor. And it takes two pants to make one pair of pants. Each leg is one pant. That’s why they call it a pant leg.

Yes, but they are put and sewn together and function as a single entity.
While you and glupson are separate, mutually exclusive entities.
And I hear terrific dancers...!
Although it could be argued that you two are connected by your collective love for interpretive dance.