Why high-end cable manufacturers don't post measurements?

The original thread was much more entertaining. This is only from the first page...

"0 AWG? Call in the crane." (with a link to a 1000 ft of some thick wire shipping only to a commercial address)

"We want to listen to speakers, not jump start them."

"It might be a good idea to push the bong aside for a few days so you can get back in touch with reality."

"This is the oddest thread."

https://forum.audiogon.com/discussions/no-one-actually-knows-how-to-lculate-what-speaker-cable-they-need

Here is the final recommended product. Try to get that one past the interior decorator...

https://imgur.com/a/vIL3qs0

Mr.  glupson

You think convient over right. this is the way most losers think.
Cables "look" professional..."
Who look at those? they lay behind and accumulate dust. Who care what they look like. Buy a nice picture and hang it on the wall to look at.
What do they sound like?
Well, maybe it's time for you to try it once. 
It might be like SEX. Stop talking about it, DO IT. it's way more fun. trust me on that.
What is your Amp's DF?

What if he buys a nice picture of some terrific looking cable?

I’m sure that would work out very well for him.