Nuns speak Latin, I mean, they are a pretty cheap date, too. Little wine. couple "Our Fathers" a "Hail Mary" or two, good to go.
Problem, No BASEBALL!, yup no baseball, no first, second, third, and certainly NO HOME RUNS... Bring something to read, Bible will probably work.. Lot of kneeling, and hand holding. you kneel, and hold your OWN hands...
Fader, McStereo, signing off here in Navajo, YES NAVAJO, code breaker!!!
Regards