How about just put the freakin' turntable there and listen to some music? (No disrespect intended, Chayro.)
Or, you could hit it with a hammer, pour water on it, wait for 100 mph winds to blow across your chimney, light a roaring fire and feed it with gasoline. (I must be in a bad mood. Sorry.)
Or, you could hit it with a hammer, pour water on it, wait for 100 mph winds to blow across your chimney, light a roaring fire and feed it with gasoline. (I must be in a bad mood. Sorry.)