You mean someone buys this stuff?

Some of the ideas are creative, if nothing else. Particularly the TT’s... the coffee table thing is a bit novel, an interesting idea nonetheless.

Your wife will buy one to prevent anyone from rest their feet on the coffee table...

There was an earlier larger version of the sit and spin turntable used in a movie, but as I recall the spinner was in a French Maid outfit and the "spindle" was a lot bigger. In the end, I would have to say it was better than this one. Which end, you ask? Nevermind.