Ok, but does your audio gear have rotons (metamaterials)?

@avsjerrry- "Well, all that can happen here is to crash the ’puter....on a physical level of sorts, anyway."

I meant to mention, having tossed one of my laptops at the wall and putting my fist through another’s screen, when trying to get acquainted with a keyboard (again) and so forth, very early on, in the technology.

Would either of those count as a, "crash"?

                                           "MetaMentalMisfortune, rubber mallet....;)"

Been waiting for an efficacious, Mental-Metamucil product, with which to clear my head.

Tried working things out with a pencil, in the ear, up the nose, etc, but, thus far: no movements of merit, worth mentioning!

@thecarpathian- "I personally have not jumped, but it is indeed something I am quite interested in doing."

     DONT pass up the opportunity!   It’ll be the most fun you’ve ever had, with your clothes on (even if you only do a Tandem).

     I have culturally cancelled my own capriciously callous (Whale of a fail) attempt at comedy, having clearly offended the congregation.

      Probably having removed any doubt, as to whether needing Mental-Metamucil was a joke, in the process!

I haven't been about of recent, so am in no fashion offended by anything proffered.....

...but, being comfortably numb for the interval, have at it.

It may not be 'audiophila' per se, but harms none and Good Clean Mindless Fun.  Important in our era of stresstests, psychonews, popstarz, and other distorted distractions....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3X3rKtruSg

...still too true.... ;)