I’ve been married 45 years, happily married about 6 months!
One more;
Just think, I’ve been married so long that I could have been out of jail/prison by now!

ozzy
Hind site ozzy, same here 47 years last Feb. I hate to say almost 48 it's even longer.. She keeps asking why is there a Taxi outside. I keep saying one of us has to go.. The stereo won't fit in the cab.. Hint hint!!!

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Hennie Youngman said it best ... "Now then, take my wife ... PLEASE, take my wife!"

" I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years if my wife finds out she'll kill me!"

"Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did."

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

"My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."

"She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate."

Okay, back to praising and bashing fuses. 

Frank