Hennie Youngman said it best ... "Now then, take my wife ... PLEASE, take my wife!"
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I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years if my wife finds out she'll kill me!"
"Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did."
"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."
"My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."
"She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate."
Okay, back to praising and bashing fuses.
Frank