Welcome @almosthome Hang around, you will find this thread a lot of fun and zero of the snide remarks like on far too many of the other threads. Nice people only, on this one.
@dayglow Good luck on the move. I hated it when I had to make the move into my current house, though that was 32 years ago. I bought it when it was being built and had to move stuff accumulated for 10 years in my previous house. I dread the day if ever I need to move again. Can you imagine, all the stuff that gets placed into every nook and cranny over 32 years... My guess is that your are not imagining, bur are realizing that reality about now. Good luck, don't hurt yourself.