Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

Right on Audioguy.
I don't get snap crackle and pop either.
In fact rarely any surface noise that can be heard against the programme.
I have a wet clean vacuum system cleaner, Nitty Gritty Mini-Pro.  I only clean discs that are noisy.  So far I have cleaned less 150 of 3500 pieces - I know, I put on a new Nagaoka inner on all cleaned LPs and there are 50 in each pack

Do these guys eat pizza off their records?  The big 12 inch ones.
Or take them to bed with them when they are with the wife?

5 top stupid things people do with LPs anyone?

There are three kinds of audiophile:
1.  Fetishistic cleaners who clean their new LPs with three different systems.
2.   Those who eat off 'em.
3.   Normal

Everyone should buy a USB turntable and have the worst of both worlds.

My inlaws are into vinyl for the nostalgia.  I don't get it.

I'm not getting "It takes a lot of time". 

3-4 albums 2-3 hours. 5 minutes to change and flip the albums. 10 seconds to give them a quick wipe and que per side?

Can you guys see your toes?

There is a cork in a bottle I suppose that's a problem too. :-)

LPs sound BAD and you have a WIFE? Man have you guy/girls got your stuff all backwards..

Just sayin'