Spam as far as the eye can see!!

MC ...

I know, these youngins today are a bunch of slackers. I instilled a good work ethic into my kids by making them hike across shag carpeting in order to change the channel on the eleven-inch, round-tube TV. When I was a kid, "my" TV was in the window of the local hardware store. At least you had a father. We were so poor, my Mom sold our father in order to put food on the table. And you had a butter knife? What did you do with it? We didn't have butter. We had this stuff called Oleo. It was a white block of solid grease that we put into a bowl and sprinkled red powder on it, then mixed it all up and just like magic, it turned yellow and looked like butter. Tasted like crap. 

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane

And I howled at my ma in the driving rain

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag

I was schooled with a strap right across my back

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead

I fell down to my feet and saw they bled

I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread

I was crowned with a spike right through my head

But its all right now, in fact its a gas

Its all right, I'm Jumpin Jack Flash

Will be up al night thinking about this.

These spammers are certainly persistent. It's literally a constant barrage.