I don't like all that physical stuff, makes my hands hurt. I just squeeze slowly untill someone says Uncle. Don't worry about the one tooth, half an ear, glass eye and a slight limp. It's just vintage. It adds character anyways..
Better Idea don't go in the Dojo at all. :-)
Time to fix the chicken coop. Stupid goat.. Lawn mower duty for him.. You should see him eat black berries..
Regards