Isn’t that just the truth - we need some vertical compliance in case a stereo disk ends up under the wrong tonearm, but we don’t want any signal resulting from the vertical compliance to be fed up the chain.
Peter Ledermann did sort out something for me (honestly, he was very informative and able to answer some questions for me in ways that make sense, even if I strongly disagree with his opinions about Deccas). The issue of "true mono" pickups having dual coils: I assumed they were exactly like a stereo version, but the coils would be wired so as to send the combined output to both channels. Quite wrong, said he, and he should know. All the same components as a stereo version can be used, but the cantilever/magnets are mounted 45° away from the stereo version. Now it becomes possible to take the signal from the coil/magnet sensing horizontal movement and send it to both output pins. The other coil/magnet pair, that now senses vertical movement isn’t even connected. It shouldn’t even be there, but it is cheaper to make one cantilever with two coils on it, and presumably then mount the cantilever/magnets in the appropriate orientation for mono or stereo as desired.
This quiets my fears about pickups like an AT33 Mono or the Ortofon Cadenza Mono (both of which claim "true mono" status), which announce that they have dual coils etc. I’ll wait a week and see if either londondecca.com or Brian at Presence Audio give me a result. If not, I’ll have to choose between the AT and the Cadenza. The Ortofon is three times the price, but I do love it’s great uncle, the Kontrapunkt C. A Miyajima Zero would be twice the price of the Cadenza Mono, and I can’t justify that. I still think a mono conversion of the Jubilee should be child’s play for a tech used to Deccas, and would likely be better than any of the others. But, "You can’t always get what you want" etc...
Questions remain. VAS offer mono conversion of stereo cartridges. Do they just rewire them ("untrue mono"?) or do they rotate the innards such that one coil/magnet reads only lateral movement? I don’t know, but I wish these things were made plain for prospective customers. P. Ledermann says it isn’t worthwhile in terms of price to try to convert any of his pickups to mono, and one should buy one built as mono.