Bad experience with an electrician


I tried dating an electrician.  She said we could never find common ground.

erik_squires

Anyone know the difference in the people of Dubai and the people in Abu Dhabi?

 

Ok, I’ll tell you.

 

The people of Dubai don’t like Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo

...death, by 1K puns...

O, Lard....deliver uz from doom....

 

"Nah..*cosmic laughter*"

....the only thing they fear....is you.

I went to the Doctor's and said I had broke my arm in two places.

The Doctor said don't go to those two places.