any members in Montana

A grizzly bear walks into a bar, bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

Grizzly bear says, "I’ll have a rum.................and coke."

Bartender says, "Sure, but why the long pause?"

Grizzly bear looks down and says, "I don’t know, everyone in my family has them."

"It is NOT about @grislybutter ."

So it’s clever and interesting...😁

@thecarpathian I don't care if I am not clever or interesting. I WANT TO BE THE FUNNIEST!

@thecarpathian I don't care if I am not clever or interesting. I WANT TO BE THE FUNNIEST!

You've got stiff competition there, @grislybutter .

Wasn’t he the guy who lived on an old bus until they ate him?

Talk about Meals on Wheels, Alaska style...

@thecarpathian , I think you might be confusing the one I mentioned with another one. Emile Hirsch played the role of a young man (theoretically a true story) who went off to Alaska and was surviving off the land and found an old deserted bus to live in, but he ate some plants that were not edible and from his writings that were recovered when he was found, that is what apparently killed him.

Into The Wild

As far as The Grizzly Man, I don’t think he was living in a bus; I think he was just camping out in various places and interacting freely (rather recklessly) with the grizzlies (because he felt he had a friendly relationship with them) but when the bears got hungry, they did, in fact, eat him.

A grizzly bear walks into a bar, bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

Grizzly bear says, "I’ll have a rum.................and coke."

It wasn’t The Cocaine Bear, was it?